There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works -- Alan Perlis

Lady have you read a newspaper ain't nobody got money to stuff their asses into a whole cow's worth of leather shit

simple courtesy (transrights) 

If you can call me by my middle name which I go by and not blink you can damn well call someone by their pronouns of choice and not dead name them. You're not being correct, you're being rude asses.

"New York City removed the last public payphone on Monday"

Uhm ok, so how do I exit the Matrix now?

Victor Hugo, writer of Les Miserables, once gave his wife a live bat in an envelope.


... reading that with the barest knowledge of programming is either ten times funnier or extremely painful.

Antiques Allegedly 

That looks like something the Brady kids would blame for a curse.

Antiques Allegedly 

Andrew! Andrew! Did you hear about this planet called Pluto?

... partly shot in Winnipeg.

Okay, they braved Winnipeg. The folks that worked on Nobody are truly dedicated. /used to live just outside Winnipeg, because his family was only so insane.

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Oh. Oh... so this is what people meant by the bus scene— DID HE JUST CRUSH THE DUDE'S WINDPIPE AND THEN GIVE HIM A straw tracheostomy because DEATH WAS MORE THAN HE WANTED TO HAPPEN? (When you shout so loud you need to breathe)

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My man stopped himself because the duo that took his house have a kid on a breathing machine. And he still may be storming, looking for an outlet... and still is after. But Hutch has a line, and knows context.

Him punching the wall after he leaves the little apartment worth less than his and his neighbor's house... chef's kiss.

Never seen Breaking Bad or Better Call. Know Saul ain't this.

Moved up on the to watch list because this Odenkirk guy can act.

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I am 22:49 into 2021's Nobody, and Odenkirk's Hutch Mansell hasn't really thrown a punch yet.

I buy him more than any 'older shlubb with hidden bad ass ' you can name. The kind of guy John Wick (same writer for both) would sit down and talk it out with. Because both know the cost of a showdown...

... and I'm not even a half hour in.

This is gonna be goooooood.

It's Monday, we've got music and chat and silly news stories and absolutely positively no rabid bears who have paid us to eat the audience.

And this time I mean it.

But half the point is saying how much he spent on it, otherwise we won't know how important it is!


Translation: if his worst critics leave, Twitter will be as worthless as Gab, Gettr (lol) and Truth Social. He needs y'all to stay on here so his "free speech" people can harass you for fun. Because dude does not ALWAYS believe in free speech...


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