There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works -- Alan Perlis

Lady have you read a newspaper ain't nobody got money to stuff their asses into a whole cow's worth of leather shit

simple courtesy (transrights) 

If you can call me by my middle name which I go by and not blink you can damn well call someone by their pronouns of choice and not dead name them. You're not being correct, you're being rude asses.

"New York City removed the last public payphone on Monday"

Uhm ok, so how do I exit the Matrix now?

Victor Hugo, writer of Les Miserables, once gave his wife a live bat in an envelope.

... partly shot in Winnipeg.

Okay, they braved Winnipeg. The folks that worked on Nobody are truly dedicated. /used to live just outside Winnipeg, because his family was only so insane.

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Oh. Oh... so this is what people meant by the bus scene— DID HE JUST CRUSH THE DUDE'S WINDPIPE AND THEN GIVE HIM A straw tracheostomy because DEATH WAS MORE THAN HE WANTED TO HAPPEN? (When you shout so loud you need to breathe)

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My man stopped himself because the duo that took his house have a kid on a breathing machine. And he still may be storming, looking for an outlet... and still is after. But Hutch has a line, and knows context.

Him punching the wall after he leaves the little apartment worth less than his and his neighbor's house... chef's kiss.

Never seen Breaking Bad or Better Call. Know Saul ain't this.

Moved up on the to watch list because this Odenkirk guy can act.

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I am 22:49 into 2021's Nobody, and Odenkirk's Hutch Mansell hasn't really thrown a punch yet.

I buy him more than any 'older shlubb with hidden bad ass ' you can name. The kind of guy John Wick (same writer for both) would sit down and talk it out with. Because both know the cost of a showdown...

... and I'm not even a half hour in.

This is gonna be goooooood.

It's Monday, we've got music and chat and silly news stories and absolutely positively no rabid bears who have paid us to eat the audience.

And this time I mean it.


Translation: if his worst critics leave, Twitter will be as worthless as Gab, Gettr (lol) and Truth Social. He needs y'all to stay on here so his "free speech" people can harass you for fun. Because dude does not ALWAYS believe in free speech...


To do my part for the revolution, I have raised chickens that will remain calm until a certain pheromone is released. I shall encourage them to become the hip pets among the rich and then, when they are widespread... the pheromone will be set loose.

Thus will begin... the chicken coupé.

every trans person is obligated to watch cybersix, ok

as an expert on political communication, when the White House press secretary comes out and says “Americans need to be prepared for a long, difficult road ahead,” that’s generally considered to be *not* a good sign

I dunno, music puns, science puns... both are kinda basic.

... hey guys, my gym is really high class, should I call it james out of respect?

@neauoire The past wasn't written very well, but it has a great editor.

Even before the Alexandrian age, ancient Greeks had sentiments of an ideal pastoral life that they had already lost.

In the late 19th century, city dwellers were worried that the unnatural pace of life brought on by railroads and telegraphs had given rise to a new disease, "neurasthenia".

Archaeologists have discovered Sumerian cuneiform tablets which complain that family life isn't what it used to be.

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